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nearlynegative asked: we've been datin 4 like 2 weeks lemme put it in ya butt


Answer:

Please

Anonymous asked: tell us your most embarrassing story


Answer:

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

(via hargridspenis)

knightscrest:

if u have a crush on me i have one question: what made u lower ur standards so much

(via theblackship)

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

(via merterror)

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

(via merterror)

wrote:

sassy english teachers are the best because they’re beyond sarcastic and somehow always end up insulting the kid that you hate and everyone else likes

(via theblackship)

crowlelicious:

I HAVE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS

(Source: aechilles, via guy)

thecutestofthecute:

English Cream Dachshund 

(Source: facebook.com, via schoolyards)

fredericktrumper:

*turns light off* *remembers a creepypasta* *turns light back on*

(via theblackship)

breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

(via dimwited)

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